Funny Mile High Hoops Fan Apparel - "Just A 9-To-5 Job" Sarcastic Basketball T-Shirt, Hoodie & Sweatshirt
Funny Mile High Hoops Fan Apparel - "Just A 9-To-5 Job" Sarcastic Basketball T-Shirt, Hoodie & Sweatshirt
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Need the perfect gear to roast the competition? Show your Mile High City pride with our hilarious basketball fan apparel. Celebrating the ultimate nonchalant MVP, this design proves that dominating the court and collecting championship rings is just a side hustle before getting back to the horses. Perfect for game days, sports bars, or just mocking rival fans who can't handle the truth.
Printed on premium quality fabric, this graphic design is available in 5 versatile styles to fit any fan's wardrobe:
Classic T-Shirt: The go-to, breathable everyday tee for ultimate comfort.
Tank Top: Sleeveless and lightweight, perfect for summer games and workouts.
Long Sleeve: The ideal layer for those chilly Colorado evenings.
Sweatshirt: A cozy, classic crewneck for relaxed weekend wear.
Hoodie: Features a spacious pouch pocket and adjustable drawstring, keeping you warm while you drop cold, hard truths on the competition.
Secure yours now and let the shirt do the trash-talking for you!
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
Payment Methods
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What is your shipping policy and how long will it take to receive my order?
What is your shipping policy and how long will it take to receive my order?
Order Cut-off Time: 5:00 PM (GMT+7).
Order Processing: 1 – 2 business days (Mon – Fri).
Estimated Delivery Time:
United States: 2 – 5 business days.
International: 10 – 14 business days.
Shipping Rates: Calculated and displayed at checkout.
Tracking: A confirmation email with a tracking number will be sent within 48 hours of shipment. Track your order here.
Can I return or exchange an item if I'm not satisfied?
Can I return or exchange an item if I'm not satisfied?
Yes, we offer a 14-day return/exchange policy from delivery date. Items must be unused, in original condition and packaging. Please see our "Returns & Exchanges" page for full details.
How can I track my order?
How can I track my order?
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number and link once your order ships (within 1-2 business days). Use this link for real-time updates. Please use this page for full details.
Sizing Chart
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
All dimensions are listed in inches. Please allow a margin of error of +/- 0.5 inches due to manual measurement.
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